February 2012
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GOIN TO A FESTIE WITH MAH BESTIE
kellysdomain:
Road trippin’ to Arkansas to Wakarusa! Holy shit this is real
my favourite ally…I’m gonna have to quick learn to drive heehee
Man, I complain a lot but I pick the best partners for presentations and they always restore my faith in the student population and make me feel all weepy and grateful
At lunch today I found myself sitting beside a chap with the most charming (gnat) affected accent wreaking of academia (what is that accent, how do you get it?) and here are some fun selected quotations:
I think they should do a study on the collective satisfaction of diners - this bruschetta is inedible.
I vaguely remember conversing with Thomas about abortion last night after all that gin...
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It’s the second half of the term which means that from now until April this tumblr is about my imagined isolation
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I just remembered that once I was in a gross food eating competition and the first challenge was cappuccino yogurt and I bowed out
Bro picks up his Saruman action figure: Sweet that you don't have rotating ankles... asshole.
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When someone asks you to meet up for “cafes” do you just crinkle your nose and silently swallow the fact they’ve intentionally used “cafes” over “coffees”?
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2012: Year of the texting ultimatum
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Accidentally leaving my pajama top on my heating pad when I was preheating it for bed was the best thing I’ve done all day
SPRING BREAK
lifeaquatic:
What do you think spring break in Canada in February is like?
It’s called Reading Week and we read ;_;
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The sun is warm enough for laying on the deck today even though I can still see my breath
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All I want is to be a gospel backup singer, why are all my dreams biologically inhibited?
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“Miniminiminimini wheats… I am a strawberry mini wheat cuz you are what you...”
– text archives, Identity
“I wonder if anyone has a cardigan they always drink their rum in and they call...”
– text archives, Things I Actually Asked
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buthereisthething replied to your post: mid-nineties pop rock
that one time it was 4 am and you begged us to put on sugar ray.
gpoy
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mid-nineties pop rock
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“My second grade teacher told me that there were 9 years in a decade, so I lived...”
– my friend Yvonne (via robotlion)
Thanks to Looney Toons I thought “ringing someone’s neck” was tickling their adam’s apple until about a year and a half ago. Thanks to Shrek I also thought my spleen was in my forearm until the same day I learned the truth about neck ringing
Commuting Résumé
- Three years experience in strategic overhearing - Skilled in makin’ eyes at strangers
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Watchunsexual:
good lord
Dear grandbabies :)
Hot sauce scale: How bad would wearing a poncho to lead a discussion on Gender, Labour and the Industrialized Tortilla be?
-Jalapeno -Chipotle -Cayenne -Medium Valentina -Hot Valentina -Habanero
The decision catches me off guard. The way you can mull endlessly over getting up in the morning - and then suddenly you find yourself standing next to the bed. Your body got up, and you were in it. (Tim Krabbe, The Rider)
No truer words have ever been published about my morning routine. The only conscious decisions I make in the morning are to sleep for fifteen more minutes, alright only...
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