February 2011
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kikibozu replied to your post: My willpower is no match for the goodness that is stale licorice
I will never know why licorice is better stale.
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! It totally is! Maybe because its so chewy/ borderline dangerous to your teeth. I mean, jawbreakers are fun, right? We cut open new packs right away to let them air out before we consume - my mom is serious about the staleness...
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My willpower is no match for the goodness that is...
I’m in the (bad) habit of complaining about group projects. I complain about all of them, and have recently been complaining about my upcoming one for my anthro. in the contemporary world class. Group work isn’t my favourite for three reasons: (1) First and most importantly, I hate presenting - scares the living shit out of me, even if I know my stuff. (2) I’m a control freak...
January 2011
73 posts
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Right now I’d love to lounge around in a hot pair of wooden slides like a trophy wife
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The Time Alec Baldwin Went Vegetable Shopping for... →
kbjb:
via Gawker.TV
Can we just please take a moment I just… omg. Day is made.
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My gramma is getting married on Monday
Me: What are you wearing gramma?
Her: It is a gold dress for our golden years! Goncalves' tie is matching! I will look like a queen!
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Taking off to Cuba on reading week with my mum and brother to engage in some supremely irresponsible leisure
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Wednesday is my longest day and so (my apologies) you will find that I will use this as a venting/musing/talking-to-myself-in-public-without-actually-talking forum. But I mean, what else am I going to do while I wait between classes, work? Who are we kidding here? I just went to Second Cup, an event for which I have two comments: (1) whether my caffeine dependency is chemical or mental I...
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A gum sauga play by play
Sitting beside the most obnoxious gum chewer I have ever witnessed. Open mouthed! Shameless! She’s really pretty, and she smells great (if strong), but for the love of god, she sounds like a cow chewing cud.
Ope, the professor is playing Walk this Way and it has momentarily quelled her chewing, Wait nevermind.
Oh my god she just opened a new package and put in another piece! (adding to...
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The ratio of semantics to content in my coursework is alarmingly disproportionate. 2:1? 1.5:1? Even 1:1 is bad.
“That the word authenticity has become part of the moral slang of our day points...”
– (Trilling, p.93) in Richard Handler’s Authenticity
ohhhhhh Jaydiohead I forgot about youuuuu
Dad avec new iPhone:
jordanmadruga:
APP ME BITCHEESSSSSSSSS
oh dad
livesophia replied to your photo: hen musta been clenching something awful
WTF IS THAT THE SHELL
YEAH wrinkly egg
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What happened to the $1/slice United Way pizza...
I know it’s Thursday, I’m just still reeling from the absence of my conveniently located bargain pizza. Also… I love when I pay for burnt coffee (nat)
Watchfuckyeahjerseyshore:
(via 3:2:1)
Snooki singing I Just Can’t Wait to be King.
I love this so hard
Juice
meghannmadruga: tea lattes were on half price this week so I caved and bought one
but Ive been good about not buying unnecessary beverages this year
me: unnecessary beverages
that's the title of my new album
meghannmadruga: make sure you credit me so I can ride the gravy train
me: ok
deal
Aaron Philips sings on "Unnecessary Beverage"
In stores this Valentines day
meghannmadruga: you can just credit me as "Muse"
me: with the hit single "you're the pomegranate juice of my heart"
meghannmadruga: hahahah
you forgot the acai berry
ft. acai berry
me: HA
like acai berry is the name of a rapper
meghannmadruga: haha I dig it I dig it
me: but he's like a regular dude in a big purple suit
like pimp style
with a top hat
meghannmadruga: hahahahah
me: and a cane
a cane with a big acai berry on the handle
inlaid in the wood
meghannmadruga: hit single Sippin' [on almond milk]
me: HAHA
meghannmadruga: this is a cash cow
me: with songs like
"Bitch, don't forget that I'm an antioxidant"
meghannmadruga: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
me: and "Sugar from the Cane"
meghannmadruga: oh my god
me: "Squeeze and press me, Baby"
meghannmadruga: lol unreal
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kellysdomain:
Captain Smith and Pocahontas Had a very mad affair When her daddy tried to kill him She said daddy oh don’t you dare He gives me fever With his kisses Fever when he holds me tight Fever ! I’m his misses Daddy won’t you treat him right
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I’m not saying that I regret making the Dean’s list last year, but it puts pressure on this year’s performance - like if I don’t make the list again this year I’ve done worse. (Why not this year? What was different?) But I actually feel more proud of my work this year than last in terms of my ability to write about topics I don’t know well and my critical...
Classes 10am-8pm tomorrow
Welcome back caffeine dependency, welcome back.
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Last day of freedom
Tomorrow classes begin so today is my last day of complete laziness/idleness without homework looming somewhere in the back of my mind. Though I complain a lot about it and when I’m getting ready in the morning I feel like I’d rather do anything but go to school, I actually don’t mind it. I’m really good at forgetting that when I’m finally on the bus to the train...
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