February 2012
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Today in pretentious status updates :’(
Napping to ‘Selected Ambient Works’
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What’s the cool internet position on Valentine’s day this year?
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When your dad busts into your room with a green laser pointer singing We Found Love
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““The popularity of cupcakes directly tracks the rise in cultural narcissism that...”
– The psychology of cupcakes - The Washington Post
I am in awe.
(via mwfrost)
The race is on.
(via philk)
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kosblog:
Smokey Robinson - Cruisin’ (1979)
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Thought I heard a noise that could only be explained by it having been a ghost and reconciled with the fact that it was one until my brother said he made the noise. So there I guess I believe in ghosts
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Let Vodka Be Your Valentine « Thought Catalog →
my mum’s review:
Allison: funny. Wine is my valentine. Come to think of it, it is also my easter bunny, santa claus, st. patrick… etc. etc..
serial victim of the wine truck
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OH MY GOD. I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL.
buthereisthething:
You’ve been hit by the … |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^||| |….WINE TRUCK……..….||’|’;, ___.. |_…_…_______===|=||_|__|…, ] ——] ’(@)’(@)” ””**|(@)(@)*****”(@) ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
The man who got off the bus before me dropped something, so I picked it up and ran after him to give it back. He said thank you. It was just a black plastic bag. He was probably trying to litter. He probably thinks I’m an asshole hahahaha
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First flipflops sighting
I’m going to start a series of posts in which I drink too many g&t’s and reflect on personal matters and tag them gintrospection
I actually cut up a tomato and put it into my mac n cheese thinking of my fruit and veggies intake but the reality of the matter is I’m eating ~texmex mac n cheese with nachos and a gin and tonic and going to pretend this day of eating didn’t happen
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Once on a bus ride I was having a face manipulation competition with my seat partner. He told me that he could only flare his nostrils if he was looking in the mirror and I cackled the whole rest of the trip
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There are literally no pictures on the internet that can do justice to the real life pretty of sugary pink grapefruit
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momgenes:
My body is a transitional state between storm cloud and swarm of insects
pms
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Guys Dalton McGuinty just emailed me
Congratulations on pursuing your dreams, and I wish you all the best in your studies. Dalton McGuinty Premier of Ontario
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If you make plans with me and then cancel you can be sure that within an hour I will be rage showering to the musical stylings of Rihanna
Before I went to bed I wrote myself a note that says “eat hot pimento paste for breakfast.” Now, I says to my 2am self, that’s a damn good idea but maybe I’m going to have some egg with my paste
“maybe u’ll uninstall missing e now u little shits”
– david karp (via sen-sei)
January 2012
85 posts
Who wants to buy me Jock Jams volumes I and II and mail them to me?
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hatethefuture replied to your post<span >: <em >You watch too much Criminal Minds when your power…
was so close to eating all the ice cream, one more hour and I woulda
You watch too much Criminal Minds when your power goes out and you automatically assume its part I of a murder plot
I just want it to be spring so I can wear sneakers sans socks and feel all funky